Our daughter, Anna, is 3 and 3/4 years old and has gotten to that stage where she has some great quotes. Two of the best recent ones are related below:

While we were in Kauai earlier this month she saw a cat pouncing on a lizard. We managed to get the lizard away from the cat in time to save it, but it did lose it’s tail. The tail wiggled around by itself and had a gooey drop of blood at the end. I let her pick it up and she looked at me very matter of fact and said “Dad, look, lizards are made of jam!”

Just this evening we had dinner at a local restaurant and we decided that we would have one piece of pie to split for the whole family. Anna eats quite well, but while she was munching on her salad she said “I think I want just sugar for dinner”. She ended up eating a good meal, but we had a good laugh over that one.